WEEKLY BRO NEWS!

This just in! Manliness has seen a 69% increase! NICE! That's totally the best thing ever! And that funny number? TOTALLY EPIC!!! Manliness is at an all-time high, and it's all thanks to our site, THE BROGRAM! We've taught A MILLION boys how to become MEN!

And now for today's manliness tip:
Did you know that only males can be homosexual for only liking dudes? That means that homosexuality is the next big step for manliness! If you aren't homosexual yet, get outta here! You ain't a real man until you've kissed one!

In other news, someone like, totally stole my mouse. I've been typing this post for like 2 hours, and my fingers are totally killing me. If only they'd return my mouse so I can click off of this page, and like, do more manlier stuff. Backpain from hunching over to write this is SO not cool, brah. Anyway, if you're reading this, guy who stole my mouse, that's like, SO not manly. REAL men don't steal others properties, yo! Ain't such thing as a disrespectful man, like come on! I'll be like, right back. I'm gonna go borrow Jeff's mouse, he'll totally be cool with it because men love lending other men a hand, dude. Anyways, thanks for totally reading this, and remember: REAL MEN DON'T STEAL ANOTHER MAN'S PROPERTY!