Here my friends you bear witness to the manliest site this side of the world wide web.
Stay a while, and go tell your manly friends about it!
Because this is THE BROGRAM™.
WHAT IS THE BROGRAM™?
The BROGRAM™ is a program like none other to turn boys into men through the most rigorous of training regimes!
If you think you're ready to be a real dude, then you've come to the right place! Just follow THE DUDE CODE and you'll be a real man!
THE DUDE CODE:
1. Go to bedtime on time, bruh! You can't be a real dude if you're tired!
2. No cuts, no buts, no coconuts, boy! Stay in line at the comic store!
3. Keep your room clean, dude! Can't be a dude if you trip over stuff!
4. No using bad words, yo! That's totally immature, and men ain't like that!
5. Respect yo parents, broski! They brought you here to be a dude!
6. Don't litter, homeslice! Pick up yo trash, it's bad for the enviornment!
7. Pay attention in your classes, dawg! Can't be a dude if you're dumb!
8. Stay healthy, and always keep those muscles in check brah!
9. Treat girls right, bruh! Don't be a jerk in personality!
10. Remember the dude code and be prepared to recite it!